conversation overheard at giant eagle tonight between a young punk like couple:
Guy: So I usually buy the bread at Whole Foods, 'cause you know, it's organic. (it's better if you imagine him in skinny black jeans saying this)
Girl: Oh, yeah.
Guy: I don't know if you know this about me, but I don't eat honey.
Girl: But do you know why you don't eat honey?
Guy: I'm not sure. Let me look it up. (pulling out phone)
Guy: So I usually buy the bread at Whole Foods, 'cause you know, it's organic. (it's better if you imagine him in skinny black jeans saying this)
Girl: Oh, yeah.
Guy: I don't know if you know this about me, but I don't eat honey.
Girl: But do you know why you don't eat honey?
Guy: I'm not sure. Let me look it up. (pulling out phone)
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