SCENE: AT THE FRANKLIN LIBRARY, WAITING TO CHECK OUT.
cop on duty at the library, gesturing toward my keys: hey, is that a........ vertebrae?
me: what? oh! yes, yes it is.
cop: that's uh, interesting.
me: it used to have a pelvis too, but it broke off.
cop: ......
what can i say- when you work for a chiropractor ('97-98), you get weird swag.
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